No kidding. He wants to be a dancing tree. We took the kids to a womens' basketball game at Stanford last fall. Morgan, of course, wanted to be out on the court but Zach couldn't keep his eyes off the mascot. Its really not a bad goal - it means he'll go to Stanford after all. And its unique! I'll bet he'll be the only kid in the preschool yearbook who wants to be a dancing tree. He does have a back-up career, though. He also wants to be a "stop sign man" - school crossing guard - because he "gets to hold a stop sign on a stick like a lollipop!" What could be better?