1. Putting my cell phone on vibrate so it "doesn't wake up the baby", doesn't work if I leave the phone under the baby.
2. Morgan eats too much fast food.
She saw an alarm symbol much like the one pictured here in our hotel's elevator and exclaimed, "There's a Taco Bell in our elevator!"
3. Astronomy lessons should be done in private...
Until your child can distinguish between the words "Venus" and "penis". Morgan is an aspiring astronaut right now so we took a "spacewalk" in her "spacestroller" with "astrozach" and "spacemommy" to look for "planets". We'll skip the 2nd planet from now on.