Tuesday, August 30, 2005

A Day on the Farm

The following conversation has been modified from its original format. "Morgan-ese" has been translated to standard english for your convienience.

Me: Hey, Morgan! Do you want to go to a farm today?

Morgan: E-I-E-I-O!

Me: That's right. Let's get in the car so we can go to the farm.

Morgan: Bike?

Me: No, we can't ride our bikes there. We have to drive.

Morgan: Vroom! Vroom!

Me: Here we are at the farm! Do you see the chickens?

Morgan: Doodle do! Doodle do!

Me: Look! Goats! Can you say hi to the goats?

Morgan: waving Hi! Hi! Hi!

Me: Aww. The goats like you! Lets go pet the goats.

Goats: Maaa-aaaa-aaaa!

Morgan: No! No! Nooooooooooo!

Me: Ok. We'll just watch the goats. Look, here comes a turkey to see us.

Turkey: Gobble-gobble-gobble!

Morgan: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Nooooooooooo!

Me: Hmm...okay. No turkeys either. Lets see what else they have here at the farm.

Morgan: Neigh-neigh.

Me: Sounds good. Lets look for the horseys.

Morgan: Neigh-neigh-neigh! Neigh-neigh-neigh! E-I-E-I-O!

Me: Look at that, Morgan! A mommy horsey and a baby horsey! I have some horse food. Do you want to feed the horses?

Morgan: Eat! Eat!

Me: See how the horseys eat the food out of Mommy's hand? Now its your turn.

Morgan: holds out food which the horse eats Nooooooo! No! No! Neigh! Mama! Mama! Mama!

Me: Okay. Sorry. We won't feed the horses anymore.

Morgan: pointing to horses More?

Me: Really? You want to go back to the horseys?

Morgan: nods Pleeeeease?

Me: If you insist.

We approch the horses.

Morgan: Noooooooooooo! Mama! Mama! Nooooooo!

Me: sigh How about the pigs? You like pigs!

Morgan: snort-snort!

And so on.....

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