The following conversation has been modified from its original format. "Morgan-ese" has been translated to standard english for your convienience.
Me: Hey, Morgan! Do you want to go to a farm today?
Me: That's right. Let's get in the car so we can go to the farm.
Me: No, we can't ride our bikes there. We have to drive.
Morgan: Vroom! Vroom!
Me: Here we are at the farm! Do you see the chickens?
Morgan: Doodle do! Doodle do!
Me: Look! Goats! Can you say hi to the goats?
Morgan: waving Hi! Hi! Hi!
Me: Aww. The goats like you! Lets go pet the goats.
Morgan: No! No! Nooooooooooo!
Me: Ok. We'll just watch the goats. Look, here comes a turkey to see us.
Morgan: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Nooooooooooo!
Me: Hmm...okay. No turkeys either. Lets see what else they have here at the farm.
Me: Sounds good. Lets look for the horseys.
Morgan: Neigh-neigh-neigh! Neigh-neigh-neigh! E-I-E-I-O!
Me: Look at that, Morgan! A mommy horsey and a baby horsey! I have some horse food. Do you want to feed the horses?
Morgan: Eat! Eat!
Me: See how the horseys eat the food out of Mommy's hand? Now its your turn.
Morgan: holds out food which the horse eats Nooooooo! No! No! Neigh! Mama! Mama! Mama!
Me: Okay. Sorry. We won't feed the horses anymore.
Morgan: pointing to horses More?
Me: Really? You want to go back to the horseys?
Morgan: nods Pleeeeease?
Me: If you insist.
We approch the horses.
Morgan: Noooooooooooo! Mama! Mama! Nooooooo!
Me: sigh How about the pigs? You like pigs!
And so on.....